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Humorous thoughts with a serious edge.

Who was the world’s first comedian? Samson. He brought the house down.
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Who was the world’s first comedian? Samson. He brought the house down.

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Aside from Adam & Eve, who in the Bible had no parents?

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Why wasn’t Boaz a nice man before he got married? He was Ruth-less.
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Why wasn’t Boaz a nice man before he got married? He was Ruth-less.

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Telling a teen girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
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Telling a teen girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

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Why are there so many old people in Church? They’re cramming for the final.
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Why are there so many old people in Church? They’re cramming for the final.

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Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

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I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.
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I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

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If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has. 
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If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has. 

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In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period.
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In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma – but never let him be the period.

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Did Noah include termites on the ark?
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Did Noah include termites on the ark?

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.
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Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.

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Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
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Plan ahead – It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.

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When one has no belief in the supernatural and no view beyond death, there is no reason to support prophets.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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