Words of Wisdom from the Babylon Bee – The article begins with, “Tired of boring old Christianity? Try new Christianity Lite – all of the same great terms, look, and feel of Classic Christianity, but without any of the commitment!”
The church of Christianity Lite rests on half of a single verse of Scripture…
Luke 10:27 - “You shall lovethe Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind, andyour neighbor as yourself.”
That’s it! You can come when you wish, but to stay on the rolls you should attend at least once a year on Christmas or Easter. You do not need to read your Bible, nor have any Bible studies per say. Getting together for hot dogs and fellowship is promoted a few times a year. Sermons are made up of topical discussions on important social issues, however, since the Bible is considered obsolete, each person, “in his or her own heart” must decide what truth is. Hugs all around. No guilt, no commitment, no Christ.
Salvation – Eternal Life in Less Than 150 Words
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